Ordsprog om whisky.

Jeg har leget lidt med Haruki Murakami's ordsprog:
"Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink."
Min version:
Really good whisky, like a wonderful woman, requires appreciation.
Good whisky, like a woman in a festive mood [not to say tipsy], needs attention, to be entertained, and enjoyed.